Omegle banter

Stranger: ok back, that didn’t take all that long..
You: did you measure the flatness of Bruge?
Stranger: indeed i did
Stranger: its somewhat flat yes
Stranger: but i live on a hill here, so must appears flat to me
You: so Bruge = somewhat flat
You: i love it!
Stranger: I’m glad you do 🙂
You: i would like to appoint you as European ambassador of flatness
You: will you accept the role?
Stranger: I humbly accept